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{"type":"standard","title":"Initial condition","displaytitle":"Initial condition","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q18351510","titles":{"canonical":"Initial_condition","normalized":"Initial condition","display":"Initial condition"},"pageid":1186804,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/06/Vibrating_string_oscillation_for_nonsmooth_initial_condition.gif/330px-Vibrating_string_oscillation_for_nonsmooth_initial_condition.gif","width":320,"height":200},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/06/Vibrating_string_oscillation_for_nonsmooth_initial_condition.gif","width":400,"height":250},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1252434408","tid":"92586abc-8f93-11ef-a182-2448c22c073e","timestamp":"2024-10-21T10:02:25Z","description":"Parameter in differential equations and dynamical systems","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Initial_condition","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Initial_condition?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Initial_condition?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Initial_condition"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Initial_condition","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Initial_condition","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Initial_condition?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Initial_condition"}},"extract":"In mathematics and particularly in dynamic systems, an initial condition, in some contexts called a seed value, is a value of an evolving variable at some point in time designated as the initial time. For a system of order k and dimension n, generally nk initial conditions are needed in order to trace the system's variables forward through time.","extract_html":"
In mathematics and particularly in dynamic systems, an initial condition, in some contexts called a seed value, is a value of an evolving variable at some point in time designated as the initial time. For a system of order k and dimension n, generally nk initial conditions are needed in order to trace the system's variables forward through time.
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Rides at Adventure Cove is a small amusement park area that is part of and owned by the Columbus Zoo and Aquarium in Powell, Ohio. The park was originally part of Wyandot Lake before the zoo purchased the property in 2006, splitting it into two separate sections after the 2006 season. The water park became known as Zoombezi Bay while the dry ride area became Jungle Jack's Landing. The amusement park was named after zoo director emeritus Jack Hanna and opened on May 26, 2008. It debuted with 14 rides and attractions, several of which were retained from the former Wyandot Lake. In 2020, the Jungle Jack's Landing name was dropped with the amusement park area being renamed to tie into the neighboring Adventure Cove area of the Columbus Zoo and Aquarium which opened for the first time on the same year.
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{"type":"general","setup":"When do doctors get angry?","punchline":"When they run out of patients.","id":280}
{"slip": { "id": 61, "advice": "Once in a while, eat some sweets you used to enjoy when you were younger."}}
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