Thomas Henry Selby was an American politician and businessperson. He served as the 12th Mayor of San Francisco, from December 6, 1869 until December 3, 1871. He was the first Republican mayor of San Francisco.
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Calomera fowleri is a species of tiger beetle endemic to peninsular India. It is found foraging on wet sand and riverine areas in the edges of forests. It is somewhat similar to Calomera angulata but that species is found on open sandy beaches, has bolder markings and longer mandibles.
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Shawn Mitchell is a former Republican member of the Colorado Senate, representing the 23rd district from 2005 to 2013. Previously he was a member of the Colorado House of Representatives from 1999 to 2004.
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