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Achondrogenesis, type 2 is an uncommon skeletal dysplasia that is autosomal dominant and occurs at a frequency of approximately 0.2 per 100,000 births. Also known by the name Langer-Saldino achondrogenesis, it is one of the fatal short-limbed dwarfisms linked to structural mutations in type II collagen.
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Marcello Visconti di Modrone was an Italian businessman and fascist politician who served as the third podestà of Milan from 1929 to 1935. He was a member of the House of Visconti.
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