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Inagaw na Bituin is a 2019 Philippine television drama musical series broadcast by GMA Network. Directed by Mark A. Reyes, it stars Kyline Alcantara and Therese Malvar. It premiered on February 11, 2019 on the network's Afternoon Prime line up. The series concluded on May 17, 2019 with a total of 68 episodes.
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