{"slip": { "id": 147, "advice": "Don't take life too seriously."}}
{"fact":"A cat will tremble or shiver when it is extreme pain.","length":53}
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{"fact":"Many cats love having their forehead gently stroked.","length":52}
{"fact":"Like humans, cats tend to favor one paw over another","length":52}
{"slip": { "id": 2, "advice": "Smile and the world smiles with you. Frown and you're on your own."}}
{"slip": { "id": 213, "advice": "Quality beats quantity."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?","punchline":"Never mind...it's tearable","id":39}
{"fact":"Cats can judge within 3 inches the precise location of a sound being made 1 yard away.","length":86}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.?","punchline":"Because it's indivisible.","id":348}
{"type":"programming","setup":"The punchline often arrives before the set-up.","punchline":"Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?","id":72}
{"fact":"A 2007 Gallup poll revealed that both men and women were equally likely to own a cat.","length":85}
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