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Daniel Rose Tilden was an American lawyer and politician who served two terms as a U.S. Representative from Ohio from 1843 to 1847.
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{"slip": { "id": 122, "advice": "You spend half your life asleep or in bed. It's worth spending money on a good mattress, decent pillows and a comfy duvet."}}
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