Altabira City Tavern, or simply Altabira, was an American restaurant on the top of Hotel Eastlund in Portland, Oregon's Lloyd District. The restaurant opened in 2015 and closed in 2020, during the COVID-19 pandemic.
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{"fact":"Cats make about 100 different sounds. Dogs make only about 10.","length":62}
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{"fact":"Baking chocolate is the most dangerous chocolate to your cat.","length":61}
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{"fact":"According to Hebrew legend, Noah prayed to God for help protecting all the food he stored on the ark from being eaten by rats. In reply, God made the lion sneeze, and out popped a cat.","length":184}
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{"fact":"The cat has 500 skeletal muscles (humans have 650).","length":51}
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